Episode Guide

Season 2

13- 2.01  Take me out to the ballgame
6 Jun 99

Directed by: Allen Coulter
Written by: Michael Patrick King

"Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment." -Carrie

ep13_carrie_girls_baseball.jpg

Guess stars: Rob Bogue (Paul Ericson) Mark Devine (Yankee Joe) Jamie Goodwin (James) Larry Doby Jr (Large baseball player) Marilyn Dobrin (Vendor woman) Maggie Kiley (Woman #1) Keira Naughton (Yuppie Woman) Jason Testa (Pot head loser guy) Chris Noth (Mr. Big)

After Carrie ends her relationship with Mr. Big, she dates a new member of the Yankees team, but they bump into Mr. Big and she realises she is not over him.

Miranda becomes annoyed with the others talking about nothing but men.

Samantha is unsatisfied with her boyfriend's shortcomings.

Charlotte has a problem with her new boyfriend, Paul Ericson, continually adjusting himself, and her attempt to improve things misfires.

14- 2.02  The awful truth
13 Jun 99

Directed by: Allen Coulter
Written by: Darren Star

"Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion." -Samantha

ep14_carrie_bedroom.jpg

Guess stars: Jamie Goodwin (James) Daniel Gerroll (Mr. Marvelous) Molly Price (Susan-Sharon) Robin Irwin (Woman #3) Neal Jones (Richard) James Lee (Man) Neil Pepe (Aaron) Amy Povich (Woman #1) Marilyn Sokol (Dr. Velma Rubin) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Willie Garson (Stanford Blatch)

Are there certain things in a relationship that one should never say? Carrie reluctantly invites Mr. Big to her birthday party after he sends her flowers.

Samantha tries to tell her boyfriend about his shortcomings, and he gets them to go to a therapist.

Charlotte gets a puppy, Henry, as a "man replacement", in lieu of a perfect man. Miranda talks dirty with her lover, until she says something a little too revealing.

15. 2.03 the freak show
20 Jun 99

Directed by: Allen Coulter
Written by: Jenny Bicks

"Whatever happened to aging gracefully?" -Miranda
"It got old." - Carrie

ep15_carrie_girls_park.jpg

Guess stars: Ian Kahn (Ben) Marc Kurdisch (Harrison) Claudia Besso (Monica) Jamie Denbo (Woman in bathroom) Saidah Arrika Ekulona (Nurse) Sam Freed (Doctor) James Joseph O'Neil (Date #2) Thomas Pescod (Date #3) Charlie Schroeder (Mitchell Sailor) Grant Varjas (Date #1) David Wike (Luke) Chris Noth (Mr. Big)

Are all men freaks?

Carrie dates a bunch of freaks before she meets Ben, then ruins a great thing when she turns into a freak.

Samantha dates Harrison, but finds he wears dog collars and likes to be slapped around.
Charlotte dates Mitchell Sailor, Mr. Pussy,but realizes that's all he's good for her
Miranda quits dating after Carrie sets her up with a blind date she doesn't like.
Carrie realises she's a freak, too.

16- 2.04  they shoot single people, don't they?
27 Jun 99

Directed by: Allen Coulter
Written by: Michael Patrick King

What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx!" -Miranda

ep16_carrie_charlotte.jpg

Guess stars: Mark Feuerstein (Josh) Tom Gilroy (Tom) Robert Montano (William) Hope Adams (Waspy woman) John Cleary (Deaf man) Teddy Coluca (Garbage man) Bradley Cooper (Jake) Adam Dannheiser (Editor) Camille Hickman (Woman) Wendy Hoopes (Lennox) James Lascesne (Nevin) Ajay Mehta (Busboy) Matthew Morrison (Young busboy) Lawrence Rosenberg (Downtown guy) Seth Ullian (Cute waiter) Willie Garson (Stanford Blatch)

Is it better to "fake it" than be alone?

Carrie thinks she likes being single, until she's late for a photo shoot and gets a bad picture on a magazine cover.

Miranda dates a Josh and fakes orgasm, a previous boyfriend whom she meets again.

Samantha gets taken in by a club-owning jerk, William, who lies about their possible future together.

Charlotte tries to hook Tom, an actor friend after he decides to move to Salt Lake City.

17- 2.05 four women and a funeral
4 Jul 99

Directed by: Allen Coulter
Written by: Jenny Bicks

"Everybody wonders what happens after you die" - Carrie
"I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage." - Big

ep17_carrie_sam_miranda.jpg

Guess stars: Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Kurt Deutsch (Ned) Seth Barrish (Mortgage Guy) Porter Beerman (Hostess) Lisa Butler (Maitre D') Michael DeVries (Richard (Dick) Cranwell) Felicity LaFortune (Sandy) Jimmy Noonan (Bouncer) Rhasaan Orange (Assistant) Barbara Spiegel (Realtor) Ellen Tobie (Shippy Shipman) Shannon Williams (Josephina) Susan Willis (older woman)

Can a relationship bring you back to life?

After one of Carrie's friend dies from heroine abuse, she reflects on how time goes by really fast and calls Mr. Big, bringing back to life a relationship that took six months to die. At first they just go out for dinner, but after not picking up his calls Mr. Big shows up and they go bowling and later end up sleeping together.

Meanwhile, Charlotte meets an attractive widower at the funeral and thinks he might be Mr. Right, after all he's been very in touch with his emotions and being a widower proofs he can commit. Everything is good, Charlotte is ok even with the fact of forever living on the shadows of his dead wife, until she finds out she wasn't the only one who resuscitated him.

Miranda has a panic attack after buying her own place and having to admit to everyone that "it's just her".

And Samantha experiences social hell after a high profile society woman catches Sam making out with her husband. The only one who can save her from total exclusion is Leonardo DiCaprio, who she met while helping build Carrie's dead designer house for people with substance abuse.

18- 2.06  the cheating curve
11 Jul 99

Directed by: John Coles
Written by: Darren Star

"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can." -Samantha

ep18_carrie_big.jpg

Guess stars: Rob Campbell (Ethan Watson) Mary McCann (Lydia) Tamara Tunie (Eileen) Julianna Francis (Woman in steam room) Sean Haberle (Gareth Davis) Chris John (Thor) Jodi Long (Patty Aston) Scott Lucy (Caterer) Chris Noth (Mr. Big)

Is cheating like the proverbial tree in the forest -- it doesn't exist if there's no one around to catch you? The four glamorous women from Manhattan discuss the topic while going through their own experiences.

Charlotte is having an opening at her gallery, where she walks in on her date making out with another woman. She is intrigued by the "powerful lesbians", a group of well-dressed, successful lesbians with good shoes. She accepts an invitation of dinner from one of them and has a great time on a men-free environment (the G-Spot, the newest, hottest girls club in the city), but soon faces restrictions due to her heterosexuality.

Meanwhile, Samantha discovers that her hot personal instructor (that shaved her privates in the shape of a lightening) is giving lightening to other woman.

Miranda has a tough time competing with porn when she discovers her date can only have sex while watching porn. And Carrie has trouble revealing to her friends that she is back together  officially with Mr. Big.

19-2.07 the chicken dance
18 Jul 99

Directed by: Victoria Hochberg
Written by: Cindy Chupack

I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?" -Carrie

Carrie's Poem
His hello was the end of her endings
Her laugh was their first step down the aisle
His hand would be hers to hold forever
His forever was as simple as her smile
He said she was what was missing
She said instantly she knew
She was a question to be answered
And his answer was "I do"

ep19_carrie_miranda.jpg

Guess stars: Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Carrie Preston (Madeline Dunn) Stephen Baker Turner (Jeremy) David Beach (Bandleader) Buzz Bovshow (Man) Mike Dooly (Martin) Paul Haber (Cute Investment Banker) Kevin Hagan (Mr. Healy) David McCann (Doorman) John Mese (Dave) Grace Naughton (Busy Female Executive) Mary Jane Wells (Mrs. Healy)

In a city as cynical as New York, is it still possible to believe in love at first sight?

Miranda is shocked when her decorator and a friend who was just staying over for a few days announce their engagement with only knowing each other for a few days.

At the engagement party, Samantha nags a date for herself, and Miranda wonders if her apartment will bring good luck to everyone but her.

At the wedding, Charlotte is serving as one of the bride's maid, and gets the sexiest dress she can get to walk down the isle. Her escort is a very handsome man, and within a few hours they click as if they had gone out on several dates. Unfortunately the man takes his father's side when Charlotte complains that the old man felt her up.

Samantha is shocked to realize that she had already slept with her engagement party date. Miranda is stuck with the guest book and thinks she's invisible to all men.

Carrie is asked to write and proclaim a poem for the bride and groom, and is hurt when Mr. Big walks out of the room to answer his phone during her reading. She is saddened with the fact that while some people can get married after 4 weeks she can't even get Mr. Big to sign a card with her.

20- 2.08  the man, the myth, the viagra
25 Jul 99

Directed by: Victoria Hochberg
Written by: Michael Patrick King

"I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble." - Big

ep20_carrie_girls.jpg

Guess stars: Bruce MacVittie (Allan Miller) Spiro Malas (Carlo) Bill McHugh (Ed) Dina Paisner (Housekeeper) Sean Runnette (Comic) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) David Eigenberg (Steve Brady)

Do modern-day singles need modern-day myths just to date?

Carrie and Mr. Big continue their now-it's-different relationship, and Carrie wants him to get to know her friends better.

Samantha starts hanging out with a 72-year-old millionaire, and Miranda has a bad experience with a married man, and hooks up with a bartender, Steve Brady, who's actually a nice guy.

 

21- 2.09  old dogs, new dicks
1 Aug 99

Directed by: Alan Taylor
Written by: Jenny Bicks

"There was so much skin, it was like a shar-pei!" -Charlotte

ep21_carrie_big.jpg

Guess stars:  Jackie Beat (Drag caller) Alex Draper (Mike) Lorraine Farris (Waitress) Lisa Gorlitsky (Brooklyn woman) Amy B Harris (Bingo woman) Doan Mackenzie (Drag queen #2) Hedda Lettuce (Drag queen #1) Chris McGinn (Testimonial) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) David Eigenberg (Steve Brady)

Can you change a man?
Carrie tries to change some of Mr. Big's more annoying habits.

Charlotte is horrified to find she's dating an uncircumcised man.

Miranda is still dating Steve, the bartender, but has problems with their incompatible life-styles and schedules.

Samantha chances on an old boyfriend who is now a drag queen, named in her honor, at drag bingo.

22- 2.10  the caste system
8 Aug 99

Directed by: Allison Anders
Written by: Darren Star

Has New York's class system been replaced by a caste system?

ep22_miranda_carrie.jpg

Guess stars: Chris Noth (Mr. Big) David Eigenberg (Steve) Samuel Ball (Jeremiah) Brian Van Holt (Wylie Ford) Harvey Bouvy (Cocktail waiter) Pamela J. Gray (Serena) Philipp Karner (salesman) James McCauley (Harvey Terkell) Jina Oh (Sum)

Carrie says "I love you" to Mr. Big, but his response isn't exactly what she was hoping for. Instead, all she got was an ugly purse. They attend a fancy party from an upstate socialite, who won't allow indoors smoking or have any brown food or drinks at the party. While out in the terrace for a smoke, Carrie runs into Jeremiah, an artist/bartender with whom she's been flirting with for a several years. While he was showing her his tattoo, Serena the socialite walks in on them, and tells Mr. Big Carrie was giving him a blowjob. Offended, Carrie leaves the party with Jeremiah, get drunk and wakes up the next morning with him on his bed. Luckily they didn't do anything, because Mr. Big called her first thing in the morning saying he does love her, but he was just afraid to say it.

Meanwhile, Charlotte meets a famous actor and acts like a groupie around him. But despite making exceptions on several dating rules, she feels like she has to establish some boundaries when the guy goes too far with his sexual requests.

When Miranda decides to give Steve a suit so he can go to a party of he job they have money issues and it lead them to a breakup. Samantha is sexing a guy with a servant, but she feels like there's no space for her between their employee-employer relationship after repeatedly being thrown out of bed by the two-faced jealous maid.

23- 2.11.  evolution
15 Aug 99

Directed by: Pam Thomas
Written by: Cindy Chupack

"It's like I had one too many items and I was being kicked out of the relationship express lane." -Carrie

Have New Yorkers evolved past relationships?

ep23_charlotte_waiter_kiss.jpg

Guess stars: Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Willie Garson (Stanford Blatch) John Shea (Dominic DelMonico) Dan Futterman (Stephan Bodeme) Philippe Brenninkmeyer (bartender) Elaine Bromka (Dr. Finch) Harry O'Reilly (Joseph Adler)

Carrie thinks her relationship with Big has evolved enough to the place where she can leave stuff at his place. She purposely leaves a few items on his bathroom, only to be surprised by Big the next morning with a bag with all her items in it. Carrie is confused and tries to discuss it with him, but realizes she doesn't have to leave her marks on his place to know they're in a relationship, cause he has a pic of them in one of his drawer.

Meanwhile, Miranda feels her biological clock ticking when her gynecologist tells her one of her ovaries has stopped production. She starts taking hormones and going out on dates with guys she'd never go,  like her co-worker with the hair plugs, but a discussion about freezing eggs leads her to realize she's only 33 and still has one ovary working.

Samantha has the chance of getting back to the one guy who broke her heart, but can't resist the temptation of jumping to bed with him. Her vengeance plan goes down the drain when he dumps her and she realizes she hasn't evolved past having feelings quite yet.

And Charlotte finds a piece of the male evolution of her own: a man who could be either a gay straight or a straight gay. The difference? The gay straight is nothing but the product of overexposure to the high life in Manhattan, but is still straight. Confused, she decides to go forward with the guy, but realizes her male side isn't as evolved as Stephan's female side.

24- 2.12 la douleur exquise!
22 Aug 99

Directed by: Allison Anders
Written by: Ollie Levy and Michael Patrick King

When it comes to relationships, how do you know when enough is enough?

ep24_girls_sm_restaurant.jpg

Guess stars: Will Arnett (Jack) James Urbaniak (Buster) Matthew Beisner (Sexy waiter) Matt Conley (Older man) Faith Geer (Elderly woman) Chris Payne Gilbert (Gorgeous Young Hunk) Anthony J. Ribustello (Large imposing man) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Willie Garson (Stanford Blatch)

Carrie freaks out when Big breaks the news to her that he might have to move to Paris for a year. She is revolted that all this time she thought of them as a "we" while his conception of "we" was "me and my penis". Angry and drunk after several shots of Cosmopolitan, Carrie calls Big at 5:30 am discussing their relationship. The next morning she drops by with greasy food and suggests that she too should move to Paris so they can stay together. Big shoots her idea down and says that if she moves to Paris it has to be because of her and not him. Carrie is even more revolted, but ultimately accepts that the man of her life has to go.

Meanwhile, Charlotte's fetish with shoes brings her to a shoe salesman with a feet fetish who gives a 500-dollar pair of shows for free. She can't keep it and try to return, but the guy won't take it. Instead, he convinces her to model 6 new shoes that just came to the store.

And Miranda meets a guy on a bookstore who likes to have sex where he can get caught. The only problem is his fetish is not about him, but her getting caught (which she does, in his bedroom, by his parents, when they walk in on them having sex and he still doesn't stop). Stanford faces his own fetishes when he meets a guy online and goes to an underwear-only gay bar.

25- 2.13  games people play
29 Aug 99

Directed by: Michael Spiller
Written by: Jenny Bicks

My parents believe that any head problem could be solved with physical exercise. That's why all of us are really good tennis players." -Charlotte

ep25_carrie_bedroom.jpg

Guess stars: Jon Bon Jovi (Seth Robinson) John Dossett (Don) Anne Lange (Dr. Ellen Greenfield) Steve Albert (Sports announcer) Maureen Cassidy (Preppy woman) George Hahn (Great looking guy) Steve Scionti (Wall Street guy) Jodi Stevens (Mid-20s hot girl) Oliver Vaquer (Waiter) Willie Garson (Stanford Blatch)

Do you have to play games to make a relationship work? C

arrie meets another "wrong" guy in her shrink's waiting room.

Samantha dates a sports addict who "scores" only when his team does.

Charlotte joins a bridge club to meet a "nice" boy.

Miranda plays "peep show" with a man in the building across from her, but finds out it was not with her he was playing.

26. 2.14  the fuck buddy
5 Sep 99

Directed by: Alan Taylor
Written by: Darren Star

"Were we all, in fact, just dating the same person over and over again?" -Carrie

ep26_girls_restaurant.jpg

Guess stars: Jason Wiles () Dean Winters (John McFadden) David Lansbury (Kevin) Louis Aguirre (George) Divina Cook (Marlene) Abigail Lopez (Girlfriend #2) Kate Miller (Girlfriend #1) Anne O'Sullivan (Mid-30s woman) Victor Pagan (Jesus) Lydia Radziul (Waspy woman) Timmi Reifsnyder (13 year old boy) Jon Patrick Walker (Eric) Ben Weber (Skipper Johnston)

Are the girls doomed to repeat the same unconscious relationship partners and date the same person over and over?

Getting over Mr. Big, Carrie makes a date with a special friend, her "fuck buddy", and tries to make it a fuller relationship.

Samantha has an interesting time with the couple next door until reality strikes.

After Charlotte summons the courage to ask men for dates, she gets carried away and starts to double book.

Miranda dates a man who she thinks is highly-strung, but is really just unpleasant.

27.-2.15  shortcomings
12 Sep 99

Directed by: Dan Algrant
Written by: Terri Minsky

"Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way you get their whole history before you take one home." -Samantha

ep27_carrie_vaughn.jpg

Guess stars: Valerie Harper (Wallis) Justin Theroux (Vaughn) David McCallum (Duncan) Daniel McDonald (Roger Cobb) UNCREDITED (Wesley York) Leslie Beatty (Mother) Jake Burbage (Simon Cobb) Mireille Enos (Jenna) Meg Gibson (Zoey) Colleen Werthmann (Franny)

Does sleeping with someone mean you're also sleeping with their family?

Carrie dates a writer, Vaughn, and meets his very open family, but finds them all too much.

Samantha dates Charlotte's brother, Wesley, who is in town following his separation.

Miranda dates a divorced father, and finds that his family ties are stronger than his feelings for her.

28. 2-16  was it good for you?
19 Sep 99

Directed by: Dan Algrant
Written by: Michael Patrick King

"Who we are in bed are who we are in life. I never met a man who was bad in bed that was good at life." -Samantha

ep28_sam_carrie_miranda.jpg

Guess stars: Richard Joseph Paul (Patrick Casey) Elizbieta Czyzewska (Dr. G Shapiro) Kevin Flynn (Bram Walker) Sean Martin Hingston (David Shoffer) Brad Hurtado (David Tevis) Bernard Wagner (Dr. R Shapiro)

How do you know if you're good in bed?

Carrie meets a man and they go out for coffee. She gives him her phone number and when he doesn't call she wonders what she might of done to turn him off. She later runs into him in the street and he tells her the reason he didn't call is because he's an alcoholic and his AA sponsor told him that he shouldn't start any new relationships for at least a year. He throws caution to the wind and embarks on a relationship with Carrie. Soon enough though he becomes addicted to her instead of alcohol so she has to cut him off, which leads him to alcohol addiction once again.

Charlotte thinks she's bad in bed when a guy falls asleep while making love to her so she enrolls herself in a tantric sex workshop and signs Carrie, Samantha and Miranda up as well. They go to the workshop and they all learn how to please their partner without actually having sex and Miranda accidently gets hit by flying ejaculate.

Samantha agrees to have sex with a gay couple she knows but when the couple can't go through with it she thinks there's something wrong with her.

29. 2.17 twenty-something girls vs. thirty-something women
26 Sep 99

Directed by: Darren Star
Written by: Darren Star

You know the rule... good on paper, bad in bed." -Samantha

ep29_carrie_sam_miranda.jpg

Guess stars: Marisa Ryan (Nina G.) Patrick Breen (Dr. Bradley Meego) Rachel Miner (Laurel Harris) Anson Mount (Greg) Jamie Forehand (Waiter) John Henry (Marvin) Woodwyn Koons (Girl) Melinda Relyea (Sherrie) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Bridget Moynahan (Natasha)

Twenty-something women. Friend...or foe?

Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda head to the Hamptons and Charlotte meets a 26-year old guy. She tells him she's 27 and she starts to act like a girl in her twenties. They sleep together and he gives her crabs.

Samantha fires her 25-year old assistant Nina and she steals her business rolodex. She gets jealous when Nina plans "The Hamptons Hoe-Down" and people who have never shown up for her parties show up for Nina's. She decides to congratulate her and is happy to discover that Nina needs her help because nothing is going as planned and to pay her back she sets her up with Greg, the guy who gave Charlotte crabs.

Carrie gains a protege and can't believe that at 25 she's still a virgin. She goes to a book party and meets a doctor. Later at the hoe-down she runs into Mr. Big, who's back from Paris, with his twenty-something girlfriend, Natasha, whom he met in Paris.

30. 2.18  ex and the city
3 Oct 99

Directed by: Michael Patrick King
Written by: Michael Patrick King

"Women are for friendships, men are for fucking." -Samantha

ep30_carrie.jpg

Guess stars: John Enos III (Mr. Cocky) LaChanze (Hostess) Peter Davies (Man diner) Michael H. Ingram (Groomsman) Mark McGann (Carriage driver) James Saito (Korean man) Chris Noth (Mr. Big) Bridget Moynahan (Natasha) David Eigenberg (Steve Brady)

Can you be friends with an ex?

Carrie wonders why she has never become friend with an ex-boyfriend, and decides that if she must start with someone, that someone mind as well be Mr. Big. She calls him up for inviting him over for a dinner, where he breaks the news that he's proposed to his new girlfriend, Natasha. Shocked, Carrie storms out of the restaurant, shouting and yelling about how with her he had a commitment problem for 2 years, but had found no difficulties on proposing to whats-her-name after 5 months.

Meanwhile, the other gals try to find friends themselves. After running away (literally) from Steve, Miranda receives a visit from him in her place and ends up in bed with him,  they're friends who have sex.

Charlotte tries to become friends with a horse and overcome her trauma caused by her best friend, a horse, who threw her from his back when she was a child.

And Samantha faces a challenge: she meets a man with a huge penis. So big that she isn't sure she can make it. When the doubt becomes a certain, she proposes they stay just friends, for the safety of her own vagina!

Season 1 - Season 2 - Season 3 - Season 4 - Season 5 - Season 6

 

Sex & the city TM and © (or copyright) HBO Television and its related entities. All rights reserved. This web site, its operators and any content on this site relating to SATCs are not authorized by HBO. All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The rest © 2003 by the webmaster. Portions of this Website may be reproduced as long as proper credit is given. Part of the-Original.net and Fan-sites.org.